Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)
Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit
Bae: My parents are out
reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014
Do you ever get the feeling like ‘YESSS MATCHDAY I’ve missed my boys so much I can’t wait to watch them play I LOVE MY TEAM’ but at the same it’s like ‘we’re gonna fuck this up again aren’t we I’m not prepared for more emotional pain’
September 04, 2014 - iTunes Music Festival [x]
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality