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kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

oldtrafford:

Do you ever get the feeling like ‘YESSS MATCHDAY I’ve missed my boys so much I can’t wait to watch them play I LOVE MY TEAM’ but at the same it’s like ‘we’re gonna fuck this up again aren’t we I’m not prepared for more emotional pain’ 

September 04, 2014 - iTunes Music Festival [x]

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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5secsosumma:

Oh shit